Silicone Sally vs. Real Life: Why Swinging Will Always Win

Take the guy in Japan who’s madly in love with his life-like doll. According to the New York Post, he says, 'My sex doll is so much better than my real wife.' You can read more about it here: https://nypost.com/2017/06/30/i-love-my-sex-doll-because-she-never-grumbles/

Now, these dolls start at $6000, so we’re not talking about some cheap blow-up from a bachelor party. No, this is Silicone Sally, and she’s designed to be as lifelike as possible — soft skin, detailed anatomy, and a look that says, 'I will never ask you to take out the trash.'

The guy says he loves her because she’s always agreeable, never maxes out his credit card, and doesn’t ask him to do anything around the house. What a dream come true! Except… she’s a doll. A doll he bathes, dresses, applies makeup to, and yes, takes to bed.

The obvious question here is: Is she any good in bed? After all, I’ve been in the lifestyle for a while, and naturally, my mind went there. Sure, she never says she’s too tired or has a headache. She’s game for anything — double penetration? Gang bang? Go right ahead, buddy; she won’t mind. But she’s also not going to lift a finger or make a sound, which, let’s be honest, might kill the vibe.

Apparently, this doll was developed because Japanese women are too 'cold.' Yeah, that makes sense. Instead of working on human connections, let’s just manufacture a life-sized Barbie who will stare at you blankly while you work out your issues. That’s the ticket!

And before you ask, yes, there are male versions too, ladies. Just in case you were feeling left out.

But here’s the thing: The whole concept of swinging is about interacting with actual humans. Real people with real bodies and real responses. In a swing club, there are plenty of women who are more than willing to play, and they’re not going to lie there like a lump of silicone.

In fact, in the lifestyle, variety is the whole point. You’re not just looking for a warm body; you’re looking for chemistry, connection, and maybe a few surprises along the way. If you’re bored with your partner, you don’t toss them to the curb and buy a silicone replacement. You explore new fantasies together or with others. A doll can’t react, improvise, or surprise you. A human can.

And let’s not forget, swinging is a social activity. It’s not just about the sex; it’s about the conversations, the laughs, the shared moments that make it more than just a physical encounter. Can a doll engage in witty banter? Can she get turned on by a whispered secret or a teasing glance? Didn’t think so.

So, to the guy in Japan, good luck with your doll. I hope she’s everything you dreamed of and more. But when you eventually tire of her blank stare and rigid limbs, what do you do? Put her out by the curb? Maybe with a sign that says, 'Free to a good home. Slightly used.'