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Why playing "Guess who's a swinger" isn't a good idea.


Before learning about your jewelry, my wife and I used to play “Can you pick out the swingers?” You know, the game where you sit in a bar or restaurant and try to see if you can guess who else is a swinger.

Well, this game bit us in the ass and that was when we decided there must be a better way! Here’s what happened. We live in Chicago and obviously living in a city, you know there are plenty of other swingers. The problem is, the lifestyle is not concentrated here. What swing clubs we have, we do not like and so we rely on dating sites and apps to meet other swingers.

It was a Saturday night and we had made a date to meet another couple we met online. We agreed on a bar and time. After an hour and half and no response to our texts, we realized they ghosted us. So there we were, ready to party and we were alone.

Playing guess who the swingers are is a natural go to for us and so the game began. After a few shots, we honed in on one particular couple and my wife dared me to approach them. Mr. Whisky here thought it was a no brainer and so I went right up to them and started flirting. They were friendly and so I waved to my wife to come and join in the conversation. After chatting with them I suggested we take the party elsewhere. The two of them looked extremely uncomfortable, then the man pushed me and yelled, “What are you a @$%@$ pervert?”


We grabbed our coats from the backs of our chairs and left the bar as quickly as possible. I think everyone in the bar heard him and saw us take off. Quite honestly, it was horrible. We were super embarrassed but as soon as we got into an Uber we laughed hysterically until we got home.

As if this wasn’t bad enough, the next day it got worse. My wife sells real estate and you can probably guess who she showed a house to the next day. It was so humiliating she came home crying. That was when I decided to research another way to find swingers.

Fast forward 4 months and the jewelry paid off! This time I wasn’t even thinking about it when a woman got into an elevator with me where I work. She started up a conversation with me and began playing with her necklace. When I looked down at it I was shocked! I have been riding this elevator with her almost daily and although I find her attractive I never even spoke with her.

We made plans to meet in the coffee shop for lunch that day. The following week her husband and my wife met us after work for drinks. This couple has become close friends of ours and it is all because of the necklace! If anyone isn’t sure, trust me, this jewelry is awesome!


Just wanted to tell you our story!

Cheers!

Nolan and Samsy

Chicago, IL

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